ZOLANI Krwala (42) had always been embarrassed by his small 4-5.
So when he saw an advert two weeks ago claiming the sangoma could make any man’s tiny tool bigger, he didn’t hesitate to call.
But now Zolani is R2 000 poorer and his p3nis is still small – while a horse with a huge 4-5 has appeared in his yard!
Zolani from Mpindweni Village in Mthatha said he paid the sangoma R2 000 to enlarge his 4-5 and help him perform better in the bedroom.
“The sangoma told me not to worry. He said a short, hairy boy would come to my house at night and massage my small penis with his holy hands. He said after the short boy had come at night, I would see results in three hours,” said Zolani.
“The short boy never arrived for the massage, but a black, horse appeared instead,” he said.
“I can’t even ask the sangoma for an explanation because his phone just goes to voicemail and he has vanished from his surgery in town.”
He said the horse has been in his yard for the past two days.
“When I try to chase it away, it just ignores me.
“My girlfriend even prayed . . . but the horse is stubborn.” .
Sangoma Gogo Nkanyezi from Gxulu Village said: “Zolani must come to me to perform a cleansing ceremony.”